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Dinner’s on Me with Jesse Tyler Ferguson

TIG NOTARO — flunking out of middle school and her kid’s desire for a third mom

Dinner’s on Me with Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Sony Music

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7753 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Standup comic and co-host of the amazing podcast “Handsome,” Tig Notaro joins the show. Over vegan sushi, Tig tells me about flunking out of middle school, her overnight success after doing a set about her cancer diagnosis, and what it was like to come out to her twin boys in the car ride to school. This episode was recorded at Planta Cocina in Marina Del Rey, CA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The other day I was making lemonade with my sons, Beckett and Sully, and Beckett is a little bit of a perfectionist.

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I'm not sure where he gets that from. It's me. It's definitely me. But he was getting really upset about the seeds falling into the juice and it was turning into a bit of high drama.

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