A meat planet is a thing, but what is that thing? Let's ask the innovator of meat himself, Wade Barrett.

Meat planets, 300 plus pounds of greased up throbbing girth.

Men so huge they have their own gravitational pull. It's the height of masculinity and the

ultimate spectacle in our great industry. And for us little guys, well, we're just going to stand back and admire.

Thanks Wade.

Joel hit the intro. So. So just in case you haven't been here before, Meitigari and Meitigari number two are

going to do some gara you chubing in the form of one of those basic bitch tier lists we all

love to watch from time to time but today we're here to find out who is the biggest

and the best meat planet in the history of professional wrestling.

As if this has been endorsed by Wade Barrow.

Yes.

Brilliant.

It's a 2023 invention I believe from Wade himself on Monday Night Rawlway,

the meat planet division of the likes of Bronson Reed,

who will be in this Ivar, used to get him all throbbing and sweaty and whatnot.

And the concept of a Meat Planet, whilst the name is new, goes back throughout the pantheon of wrestling history.

Big time.

So are we going to take a little snapshot of the meat planets of years gone by?

Those meat stars that have burned out in years fizzled away.

Thizzled away. Shrunk away to nothing.

But we're starting on the current day, Otis is of course five foot ten inches tall but crucially he fits the criteria

because he weighs 330 pounds. Our tears by the way the biggest of all the

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