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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-13-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2018

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Bill rambles about short people, throwing out trains, and NFL week one. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before

0:05.6

Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Just checking in to see

0:13.2

how you're doing, man. Shit. By the way, you know, also checking in specifically if they

0:21.8

can fucking still hear me. Anybody who's stuck around in North Carolina, Virginia, wherever

0:26.7

else the Carolinas, the cacolacus. I ain't fucking going anywhere goddamn and I got a fucking

0:33.1

fast boat. All right. Uh, uh, that I turned, I took the fucking camper off the back of my

0:40.0

camper special. I welded it to my fucking fast boat. I am good to go. I'd like to see

0:46.6

a fucking gator come along my way. All right. I have a feast and a new pair of fucking shoes.

0:52.6

I'll make you into a fucking belt. Bring it on mother nature. You a fucking bitch. Um,

1:00.2

that's what a lot of people. That's what a lot of people think. People who are not leaving

1:08.9

despite all of the warnings are thinking. That's what they think is going on, right? I'll

1:14.8

put on a pair of fucking snow shoes and I'll walk right across the fucking clouds. Oh,

1:20.4

they're spinning. I don't give a shit. I drink moonshine spinning is my natural state,

1:25.1

mother fucker. Mother nature coming over here like some sort of fucking X, Y, I want more

1:33.0

fucking money. Um, a lot of people think that that's what's going on. But, uh, you know,

1:37.2

people don't understand that what the bankers did in the 2000s is still affecting people.

1:41.6

And there's a lot of people who are still upside down in a house that's never going to be

1:45.2

worth more than what they're, that what they owe the American dream is over for these people.

1:50.9

And when you're in that situation, you know, that leads to driving a piece of shit car,

1:55.5

at least to a whole bunch of shit. You don't have health insurance and all of that. So

1:58.5

now you're supposed to get into your fucking, you know, questionable car and just drive

2:03.9

a state away with no fucking money. You know, you got kids, you got all of this shit.

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