Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-8-19
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2019
⏱️ 132 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before |
| 0:06.8 | Friday Monday morning podcast and just checking it all you. How are you? How is your |
| 0:18.9 | week going? Huh? Are you where you want to be in life? Do you know what I keep seeing |
| 0:25.4 | people say in the summer is almost over? It is not almost over. The fucking summer |
| 0:33.3 | ends. I would keep having to look at it. It ends on like September 21st. It's not almost |
| 0:37.3 | over. You have a fucking long time. Last day of summer, here we go. It's this 22nd of the |
| 0:46.0 | 21st day of summer. Monday, September 23rd, Michael Jordan 23. Tell all those people |
| 0:58.7 | to stop. Stop fucking harsh in the mellow, man. Just because football starts just because |
| 1:07.0 | the kids go back to school. Are you a professional football player? Are you still in school? That |
| 1:13.4 | fucking summer is still going then. Don't you dare put your boat away. Hey, hey, hey, you're |
| 1:22.0 | all fucking put the grill away. Who puts a grill away? Whatever the fuck you do with your grill. |
| 1:29.6 | All right, I want all of you guys right now to wipe that sad look off your face like the |
| 1:33.5 | fucking summer is almost over. It isn't. You got over a month left. Look at you all. |
| 1:39.6 | Fucking packing up your bathing suit. It's going to stick them up in the attic. You're |
| 1:43.3 | out of your fucking mice. And I've been saying with global warming. I mean, it's going to |
| 1:48.0 | go to like October 11th. Wow. Today, it's 72 degrees added. Fucking Michigan. October 10th. |
| 2:00.8 | The fuck was I think a thing in a summer was over? |
| 2:03.5 | Yeah. Tell me right now, enjoy the extended summer. That's going to be the next way they try to |
| 2:13.0 | like not scare you because it went from global warming to climate change. Literally doing the |
| 2:19.4 | George Carlin bit, you know, shell shocked to whatever the fuck they tormented into. |
| 2:26.3 | Battle fatigue. You know, that great bitty did. They're always fucking doing that. And what's |
| 2:30.2 | fucking pisses me off is you know they're doing that. And then all you, enough of you can't |
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