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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-30-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2018

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about owning your own shit, vintage chairs, and reads click-bait. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it is time for the Thursday afternoon just before

0:06.3

Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you, motherfuckers. How are you?

0:17.9

How is your week going? Oh, that's love. Don't let it get you down. You know, I'm recording

0:29.9

this fucking Wednesday night. I got so much shit to do tomorrow. I didn't even realize it.

0:35.4

You know, it's a usual shit. You know, honey, I'm just going to do a bunch of stuff. I was

0:43.0

wondering, is there any way that you could handle the other stuff? I was going to do this

0:50.4

stuff. Can you do that stuff? Well, you know, I already had some stuff. Honey, would be a big

0:57.3

help if you could just do this stuff. Tell you to do plus the stuff that you were already

1:01.4

going to do. That bullshit. It happens to one of those things that happens. You know,

1:12.1

I don't know what the fuck to tell you guys. Hey, I'm starting a Patreon page, by the way.

1:16.0

I don't know when it's coming out, but it's going to be all this extra shit, a bunch

1:23.4

of extra shit, a whole bunch of extra shit. And, you know, I got some helicopter videos

1:31.4

and what not and some other shit. This is sort of a pre-promotional, promotional thing

1:38.1

here. I know if I was supposed to bring it up, I think I was supposed to wait till I had

1:41.7

more shit on the sat. You know what I mean? So it'll be worth it, worth it to you. I'm

1:47.7

basically just trying to become this little fucking, you know, you ever go, you're a little

1:52.0

town. This is a little place that makes little candies, you know. And they just fucking

1:57.3

hang in there. Despite the fact across the street, there's a McDonald's, or you know,

2:02.4

there's a fucking Walmart of some shit. There's just this fucking guy down there. He repairs

2:06.4

shoes, whatever the fuck he does. That's all I'm trying to do in this business. Just trying

2:10.5

to have my little fucking shop. Be bringing enough fucking money on my own. So these

2:17.0

Steven cunts out here, you know. I can't even tell you some of the shit that I've done.

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