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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-29-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2019

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Bill rambles about hurricanes, mumble rappers, and hot sleepers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:05.2

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Just checking

0:11.7

in on you. Seeing how your work's going, your work week's going. How are you? How are

0:16.2

people doing down there in Cuba? Dominican Republic. East Coast of Florida, huh? Hurricane

0:23.4

Dorian. Is that what they're calling it? Hurricane Dorian. Now, is that like a gender

0:31.3

neutral name? And if they've taken it that far with political correctness because I don't

0:35.4

know nor name meaning. Let's see what it this means. Dorian is a unisex name. I called

0:44.2

it. Who says I'm not progressive? So what is that? That's Dorothea and Nathaniel

0:53.4

combined. Is that what it is? Dorothy? No, it's Ian. It's Dorothy and Ian combined. That's

1:02.8

what I'm guessing. All right. There's a unisex given name of Greek origin. Oh, is that like

1:11.0

the half horse, half guy thing? Except now it's half horse, half lady. Oh, why is the lady

1:19.1

in the bell? Let's put her up front. Let's have there. Let's have the guy be the ass. There

1:24.3

we go. That's progressive. That's how they're going to start drawing that thing. No way,

1:30.0

because it's half a goat. I'm surprised Peter hasn't had a problem with that. In Greek,

1:37.2

the meaning of the name Dorian is of Doris, a district of Greece or of Doros, a legendary

1:45.7

Greek hero. Doros was the founder of Dorian, the Dorian tribe, and the most likely origin

1:52.8

of the Doris name was the Greek word Dorian, meaning gift. Oh, there you go. See that? You

2:01.4

think you don't learn things when you listen to a man who doesn't read other than rock

2:05.9

autobiographies. Quarterbacks from the 70s autobiographies. That's what I read. That's

2:14.4

what I'm bringing to. Why am I yelling to you guys? Because I'm excited, because I'm still

2:19.2

not got over the fact that I'm actually home. I'm home. You know what I got? In one of

2:23.8

our bathrooms, because nobody used it for months on end, we got the black mold. The African

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