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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-15-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2021

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about binging, treasonous news outlets, and feral cats.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

0:12.0

Just checking in on you.

0:15.0

See now your weeks going.

0:18.0

How everything's going for you? How's it going for you in Milwaukee? Ladies and gentlemen, they were down two games to none.

0:29.0

They're first NBA final since 1971.

0:33.0

Backs against the wall.

0:38.0

Come back to Milwaukee, win game three. Bam.

0:44.0

Game four. The whole fucking game. It looked like it looked like the suns were going to win by like, I don't know, six to eight.

0:54.0

Then all of a sudden, Milwaukee comes back. I had to leave. I was in a cigar bar and I had to go to a spot over fucking over it.

1:04.0

I left it like three minutes left. So I missed the block. I went home. I turned on ESPN. I watched it.

1:14.0

Huge block. I mean, that reminds me of the one in LeBron James. You'll be talking about some of the big blocks and NBA flatels history.

1:24.0

The one LeBron had when he's with the Cavaliers playing the war. Was that 2016? Maybe I don't even know.

1:35.0

But Giannis, I take the couple. They say, right? They never say it's fucking last name.

1:45.0

I'm not looking it up. I can't spell it. But anyway, it's all tied up to two. You know that's good for the people in Milwaukee and anybody who wants the NBA season to extend.

1:58.0

What I do. I'm fucking psyched. The bucks and the suns are in the finals. How great is that? It's like the 70s all over again.

2:08.0

I don't know. But at the end of the game, was it will bone and Jefferson was still picking the sons kind of looks like the sons are more talented.

2:16.0

And talk to any Milwaukee fans. They'll say they have a better coach, but we shall see. We shall see. Very excited for the books Milwaukee.

2:24.0

Have you ever mentioned it's one of my favorite cities? I think I have. I got a show coming up there later on in the fall. I can't wait. I can't wait.

2:31.0

I think I'm going out there with Dean Del Rey. I might bring Nick Craig to. He's from fucking Wisconsin. So he knows where to get all the brats and some fucking milkshakes.

2:41.0

Malted milkshakes right off of a goddamn farm. Speaking of that. Speaking of milkshakes. Oh, Billy fat tits.

2:51.0

Oh, Billy Plumpecker doesn't make any sense. You dick doesn't get fat. Imagine you gain weight and you dick up bigger. I mean, fat fucks be walking around.

3:01.0

But I could satisfy her.

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