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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-24-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2021

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about playoffs, 'Sex and the City', and finishing things.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcasted.

0:09.0

I'm just checking in on you. That's all this is. I'm just checking in to see how it's going. It's over the back. Oh, baby.

0:19.0

Friend of mine in New York City. Holy shit. What the fuck happened?

0:26.0

It's watching this Philly Washington game. It was five to five guy hits a fucking home run to run shot dude.

0:37.0

No, it's not. It's nine to five. I don't know what happened was funny was the fucking second basement. I was enjoying on the Washington senators was making fun of the Philly crowd that was giving them shit. So of course, you know, I'm rooting for him.

0:50.0

Any any performer that's given a crowd shit. I love an athlete on the road, trash and the home based fans. One of my favorite things to watch, less it's fans of a Boston team. Then, then I take it personally, you know.

1:03.0

So I'm kind of like, you know, the people that bitch at a comedy show now, where everything's a joke until it comes around to the neighborhood. Then it's not funny.

1:11.0

Right. What am I talking about here? I can't even more with the I just had a thought I left. Oh, so friend of mine was in New York City. So the full fight us.

1:22.0

At Madison Square Garden, it was sold out with 20,000 people there. How great is that? It's bad. We're back. Okay. Despite the fact we had the orange headed cut and now we got forgetful Freddie.

1:36.0

Thank God for doctors and scientists and all and everybody who worked their asses off.

1:42.0

Getting us out of this thing. I can't wait. Oh, freckles freckles is going back to Vegas.

1:48.0

We're turning to the scene. I don't know what crime. Whatever the fuck it is. All those bodies are buried out there in that fucking lake. Not buried.

1:58.0

Fucking anchored down. Can you imagine when glow like fucking global warming when lake me dries up how many fucking skeletons?

2:06.0

It'll be fucking cha do a goddamn dryer or something at the bottom of that lake. How are the fuck they weighed them down?

2:13.0

Anyway, I'm very excited to get back out on the road and I'm going to be doing some extended shows, extended time.

2:23.0

I'm going to be down at the comedy store next week and making sure my hour is where it needs to be.

2:30.0

And these are my first indoor shows on the road. Regular shows since this whole thing started so happy to be back.

2:39.0

And it's my first like road gigs since that that run as shows I didn't December. So it's we get it. It's been a while. Okay.

2:50.0

Sorry. So anyway, that's where the hell I'm at. So let's talk some sports here as I'm watching a ball game in the middle of the fucking day.

3:02.0

You know, it's so great to have a friggin afternoon game on sitting here. You know my little fucking area out here in the garage.

3:10.0

I got myself an ice cold fucking root beer a and W they want a sponsor kidding. They don't need me. They got the road fucking stands out there.

3:20.0

This one I I cannot not stop it one of those when I'm on the road when there's an a and W fucking sandwich place is like three of them left.

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