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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-21-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about throwing out the first pitch, walking around Boston, and stretching.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burns, time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:04.0

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in. Checking in on you

0:12.2

just checking in on you. What's going on? How are you? Oh Billy Quiet Face in his

0:22.6

hotel room out on the fucking road. Getting ready to do Pittsburgh and then

0:30.3

Nashville and then Columbus and then Cleveland and then Chicago with Joe

0:36.8

Bartonick for his special. So yeah, I got all of that shit to do and you know what

0:44.7

I'm in Boston right now. By the time you hear this I'll be in Pittsburgh though.

0:49.5

Flying out tonight there. Was it gonna say it was fucking walking around Boston

0:56.0

today. Went to the Red Sox game the other night right and I wanted to get a

1:00.0

couple of hats. And I wanted the ones like the fitted ones, the stretchy fitted ones

1:10.1

right. So I go to the to the whatever the fucking store you go to that I've been

1:15.7

going to since I was a little kid and I got that marathon one and I got the

1:21.8

the regular one. You know I'm trying on the sizes or whatever and I get back to

1:26.8

my fucking hotel room and neither one of them fits me. One of them's too big. The

1:30.7

other ones too small. I put the fuck I tried them out and when I realized when I

1:34.8

went back to the store is that people try them on and then they just yeah that

1:39.2

doesn't fit and they just put it back anywhere because people don't give a fuck.

1:43.8

So I went all for two on those so I had to go back today and I ended up you know

1:55.1

I was gonna make a trip to the North End at some point and you know I'm

2:00.1

editing that movie from the road so I didn't have a lot of time so I was like you

2:03.1

know why don't I get the gym out of the way as far as Mike by walk so I walked

2:07.0

from Fenway all the way you know Kenmore Square all the way down Coma have government

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