Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-24-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2022
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Bill rambles about racing, filming, and food trucks.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcasted. |
| 0:07.2 | I'm just checking in on you. Just checking in on you. All right. Oh, I'm in a mood. Oh, freckles. |
| 0:20.2 | The old brown spots is simmering today on his fucking nose. Jesus Christ, a buddy of mine. |
| 0:26.8 | He sends me a tech message and he's like Moto GP was great this week. You might want it, but you got to check out the F1. |
| 0:34.8 | The F1 was incredible. All right. So I'm thinking, oh my God, this we got some racing. |
| 0:40.8 | We got some racing going on. We got some passing. We got all of this shit going on, right? |
| 0:46.8 | And I'm watching the race. And it's great. Ferraris are out front. I don't know why they're maroon now. |
| 0:53.8 | But I'm enjoying that max for staff and it's out there. You know that Perez guys driving for Red Bull. |
| 0:59.8 | I'm a little behind in the sports. I'm like, oh wow, some shit jumbled around. |
| 1:03.8 | You know, Daniel Ricardo's all the way in the back of the race because he's driving some fucking shit box. |
| 1:10.8 | Ever since he left Red Bull, which is my problem with that sport is it's really the team that you're with is is is |
| 1:21.8 | bigger than the driver's skill because when Ricardo was with Red Bull, he was getting podiums all the time. |
| 1:28.8 | He was winning races. He was drinking out of his fucking boot. You know, now he's in the back of the race. |
| 1:35.8 | It's the same driver. |
| 1:38.8 | Different team. You know, it's anyway speaking of which I'm watching the race. And I'm like, look at Mercedes struggling. |
| 1:46.8 | Lewis Hamilton fifth six place the whole fucking race, right? And I'm like, all right, this is good. |
| 1:52.8 | Finally some new fucking blood. You know, I know Mercedes will get the card dialed in. This is good, right? |
| 1:58.8 | So we get to the end of the race. John LaClaire Ferrari fucking first place. The other Ferrari driver is in second place. |
| 2:06.8 | Max for staff and is in third and Perez is in fourth. And Lewis Hamilton is in fifth. |
| 2:13.8 | All right. And that driving is like five fucking laps to go all of a sudden this guy's car catches on fire. |
| 2:20.8 | Lewis Hamilton is completely out of the race. And out of podium, right? |
| 2:26.8 | Fucking guys car catches on fire. They got the new rules. They do the fucking restart. Whatever the hell it is. |
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