Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-19-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2020
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Bill rambles about the big trade, Billy Connolly, and childhood fights, with the lovely Nia.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
| 0:05.3 | before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking it on you. Just |
| 0:13.0 | checking it on you. There's a lot of smiling faces out there today. Despite the |
| 0:19.0 | the situation we're currently in where everybody's still fucking eating and |
| 0:22.9 | actually a lot of people gaining weight, a lot of people stress eating. When I |
| 0:27.9 | get upset, I coffee cake. I just I don't know what it is. I think when I was a |
| 0:34.7 | little girl, anytime I started to cry because my dad wasn't there. My mother |
| 0:39.9 | would just take coffee cake and just shove it down my pipe. |
| 0:45.5 | And ever since then, I've just had this muffin top and I was just if you could |
| 0:50.2 | just like slice along here and dice along there, I just think then then I'll be |
| 0:55.5 | happy. I don't want to work on myself as a person. I just want you to slice away |
| 1:01.2 | some of the fat. All right, there was a lot of happy men in the United States of |
| 1:08.1 | America, specifically football fans and I am a big enough man to congratulate all of |
| 1:12.7 | them. Congratulations to New York jet fans. Congratulations to the Buffalo |
| 1:18.8 | Bill fans. Congratulations to the Miami Dolphin fans, although you did pretty |
| 1:23.5 | good against them. Pittsburgh Steel fans. Come on man, you know you're having a |
| 1:27.0 | great morning. Kansas City Chief fans. Come on, you know it. You know it. In fact, |
| 1:32.5 | congratulations to all football fans in the AFC other than New England Patriot |
| 1:39.0 | fans because Tom Brady is no longer in the AFC. He is now in the NFC. All right, |
| 1:45.8 | although one division is going to have to deal with interleague play. You know, but |
| 1:52.4 | there'll be plenty of good seats after this pandemic explodes. Or whatever the |
| 1:56.8 | fuck they're trying to tell you on these 24 hour news networks. Anyway, Tom Brady |
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