Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-29-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2023
⏱️ 137 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about hitting the scale, sex with robots, and orange slices with your coffee.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(33:35) - Thursday Throwback 12-28-23 - Bill rambles about lumberjacks, Alan Jazeera, and liking the odds.
(01:34:34) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:15.0 | Just checking it on you. Just checking in on you. What's going on? |
| 0:17.0 | How are you? |
| 0:18.0 | Are you enjoying the Bowl season? |
| 0:20.0 | I was at the gym today and I saw a little bit of the Fenway Bowl, |
| 0:30.0 | BC Eagles against this SMU mustangs. |
| 0:35.0 | I don't even know that they had a fucking ball game there. |
| 0:37.0 | I am so out of it when it comes to sports. |
| 0:40.0 | With the kids, I just, I don't have the fucking time to watch it anymore and I used to be so much a part of my identity that you know if you brought up sports I could talk about it intelligently and I can't I can't do it anymore. I don't know what's going on. I can't remember people's |
| 0:54.9 | fucking names anymore. You know, I got to go back to collecting football cards. No, you got to play |
| 1:00.4 | fantasy. Fantasy, you got to go over to somebody's house and sit in the living |
| 1:05.1 | room and do all that I just I just I can't do that I refuse that that's where I draw |
| 1:10.6 | the line as a freckled cunt. |
| 1:12.8 | And yes, I was at the gym, and yes, I am crushing it. |
| 1:15.9 | And yes, I'm looking good, man. |
| 1:18.8 | I am not Billy Fat Titz anymore. |
| 1:21.3 | Okay? I still got my little |
| 1:23.4 | baby bump, you know, but I'm fucking eating my way out of it. I'm eating healthy |
| 1:28.8 | and I'm eating often. I'm keeping that fucking thing burning. |
| 1:31.8 | And I'm ignoring everything that I see on |
| 1:35.3 | Instagram. I love these new things that they say it's like you're doing this stretch |
| 1:40.4 | and your knees have never felt better. |
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