Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-21-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2023
⏱️ 130 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about working at a driving range, touring together, and shooting Old Dads.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(47:08) - Thursday Throwback 12-21-23 Bill rambles about dog shit, tape worms, and giving thanks.
(01:41:25) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks
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| 0:00.0 | This is Samsung S23 FEE's greatest hits, with hits such as Smart Brightness and long battery life. |
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| 0:27.9 | Tees and sees apply, Samsung. |
| 0:29.4 | com pricing shown. |
| 0:30.4 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking it on you, and I know, where does my skin end? |
| 0:42.7 | Where does the Malibu sweatshirt begin? |
| 0:46.7 | You know, I was trying to be, |
| 0:48.8 | I was trying to be soft and cuddly today. |
| 0:50.9 | It just didn't, I swear to God, it's not not this light but I'm looking at myself on the screen I look fucking |
| 0:56.3 | Horrible this looks like a like a hospital sheet anyway that's a rich guy sweatshirt is it yeah that's like you never no one's working that |
| 1:06.7 | sweatshirt that's you go by camera you go by picture frames and that's what's... |
| 1:14.0 | I was out in Malibu. |
| 1:17.0 | I was out in Malibu staying in a trailer, |
| 1:21.0 | doing mushrooms and we went down and I just,'s just it's a touristy thing but it's one of those things if you go there you got to get it and you know what I'm not gonna lie to you I |
| 1:28.9 | fucking love this thing I also love that it says Malibu and then people look at me and just think that I'm going to like Lulu lemon and shit. |
| 1:35.4 | There's just something funny about that to me. |
| 1:37.3 | You know, Joe? I figured it'd be a perfect balance with your George C Scott fucking, you know old school Lee Marvin vibes you know |
| 1:46.2 | same free actors I always bring up. Joe Bartnick is here because not only is he a |
| 1:51.8 | great friend of mine |
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