Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning

podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

Who?

First things, first. on Monday's podcast. It's been giving away some shit last week on the on Monday's

podcast. It's been giving away. The the practice guitar the travel guitar and the flight simulator software shit so thank you everybody that asks we just

we just picked the most desperate-looking people. It's the holiday season. Anyway I have more

shit I need to give away so you know I got a bunch of fucking shit I need to give away, so, you know, I got a bunch of fucking shit I got a bunch of books I want to give away.

I always want to walk down the street, you know those little fucking things, those little nerdy cupboards on the side of the road or whatever you call a little glass thing.

Leave a book, take a book, take a book, leave a book, that type of thing for like, I don't know who.

The last thinkers amongst us, I'm sure it doesn't happen out there in the middle of fucking Kansas.

Right? It's too goddamn spread out. Maybe in Kansas City, not way out there. You know, places I used to go to.

I can never remember all the far out places, far out man, places I went in Kansas, just in Nebraska. Like Hayes, Kansas,

Hayes, Kansas. I remember driving the fucking 80 in the middle of nowhere and

for some dumb reason it was like this wooden bridge that went over and like what in the fucking it was just like a field on either side of it like at least that's how I remember it and then then like Grand Junction way out in Colorado, all of those

places anyway you know we only need one book out here. That's how to cook math. No the Bible the good book

but whatever I'm I'm I'm gonna get one I'm gonna get rid of all of this fucking shit. I got so much fucking shit.

Like I'm in my drum room right now. It's just just clut-

Look at all these fucking drums. Look at all these, what are these? What am I a session drummer or some

shit? You know what this is? It's when you don't have the gift of music, what you start to do is

buy all the shit that your heroes played and you're like, maybe if I play what they play I'll be as good as they are and it just doesn't work and then you have your own little music store here.

Your own little music store.

Old Billy Freckles, oh Billy whiskers, I am seven days in, no cigars, no coffee.

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