Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-15-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2020
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles with Steve Byrne about his new movie 'The Opening Act', hiding from a Marine's wife, and open mic brawls.
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| 0:00.0 | All right. Hey, what's going on, everybody? It's Bill Burnett. It's time for a very special |
| 0:05.4 | edition of the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. I'm just |
| 0:11.2 | checking in on you. See you now. You weeks going. We have a very special guest, one of my |
| 0:15.8 | nearest and dearest and oldest friends, oldest meeting the longest. He's still quite the |
| 0:21.3 | looker. He asked me to one and only. Steve Burnett, everybody. |
| 0:25.6 | Yo, thanks for having me, Bill. I appreciate it. And I just got to get this out of the |
| 0:29.2 | way. I got to get this out of the way. I watched your episode of SNL. I loved it. I thought |
| 0:34.6 | you did great. But the one thing I really, really admired about your monologue is the fact |
| 0:41.8 | that I know that you didn't get to work that monologue once in the city of New York. Normally, |
| 0:48.5 | you'd see rock or whoever's hosting come down the cellar and work on it Monday, Tuesday, |
| 0:53.4 | Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, at least some of the time. You didn't get any of that and you |
| 0:58.4 | went up and you delivered it flawlessly. It was unbelievable. I did those pop-up shows in |
| 1:06.0 | New York. I was doing like three in night. I was running. Oh, dear. Oh, my God. I ran. |
| 1:15.0 | I ran it. I did it. I don't want to get anybody in trouble because not any all the shows |
| 1:21.4 | illegal, but just say there was some rooftops and sidewalks. Good. When you did the |
| 1:27.8 | Rick Moranis blind, Flexi Glass. I used to play roller hockey with Rick Moranis in Central |
| 1:34.8 | Park. And he's the nicest guy in the world. And when you told that joke, I left twice as |
| 1:40.2 | hard. It's so damn funny. And he's just such a good dude. I mean, that's, you know, if anybody |
| 1:46.5 | has a sense of humor, that's, I mean, obviously I'm not happy that that happened. Of course, |
| 1:50.6 | but let me honest with you, I thought that that was going to be the one that people were |
| 1:54.0 | going to be upset about because who doesn't like Rick Moranis? Yeah. So what that? But I |
| 2:00.7 | mean, that was all any, you know, crap I got forward. It's always like eight people |
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