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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.0	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!
0:29.0	Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.0	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
0:41.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.
0:47.0	Yo! How are you?
0:49.0	Never better. How about yourself?
0:51.0	I'm great, man.
0:52.0	Glad to hear it.
0:53.0	Over here making political backroom deals.
0:56.0	Oh, yeah?
0:57.0	I'm Twitter.
0:58.0	What kind of political backroom deals I forgot?
1:00.0	Well, you know, I'm supposed to run for something.
1:02.0	I almost won share of that one time.
1:04.0	So, you know, I saw people talking about this thing for Ward 3 or Ward 2 or something.
1:09.0	Yeah, what is that?
1:10.0	That's like I'll run for that.
1:11.0	Whatever.
1:12.0	Then this guy said, hey, you live in Ward 3 and I'm running for it.
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