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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2024
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
*Our old friend Danny Parkins got a tv show! Lazlo congratulated him the only way he knows how, by making fun of him.
*Danny Parkins calls into the show! That's right, we've got a new sports guy on COL and he's got his own cable tv show!
*How much you think this moron is willing to pay?
*How much you think Slim is willing to spend on a stripper?
*The only way to get out of paying child support is to die, or at least appear to be dead.
*The Big Four Dad Bands for Gen X and Boomers
*Speaking of drunk toddlers, Lazlo's got a clothing line!
*Slimfast wants to know if he's a bad neighbor.
*Lazlo explains why Slimfast is a bad neighbor.
*Slimfast shares "one of the craziest missing person stories" he's ever heard.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the |
| 0:16.0 | weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and |
| 0:21.8 | finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious einder, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great. |
| 0:52.0 | My name's Lazzle, that's some fast in the other room over there is spots |
| 0:56.3 | Spot I do like spots |
| 1:01.3 | He's clean today though. |
| 1:02.8 | Ah, yes, today he is. |
| 1:04.8 | You know... |
| 1:05.8 | Splogee-McSplugerson over there. |
| 1:07.8 | The day isn't over. |
| 1:08.8 | Don't cut me. |
| 1:09.8 | Oh, that's true. |
| 1:10.8 | But I'm willing to bet Dix to Donuts that you you checked your pants today before you left |
| 1:18.0 | did. You took a look. |
| 1:20.0 | Yeah. |
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