Thursday, 06.01.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2023
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
I promise this will (probably) be the last day we discuss The Curious Case of Natalia Grace. *School's out for summer! We look back on some of our favorite summertime memories and discuss what it takes to get us out of the house at our age. *Is Kansas City going to get an NHL team? If so, Lazlo has the perfect team name. *Doomscrolling!!! There's supposedly a new recording of Trump that the media is dying to hear. Danny Masterson's second trial ends with a guilty verdict. Amazon paid about $30 million in settlements for alleged privacy violations. I guess Mike Pence is seriously going to run for president. A group of teens in New York were arrested for killing a prized swan and eating it. *Happy Dinosaur Day! Do dinosaurs still exist? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please tell a friend and remember to join us on twitch and check out our other links below.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | What's going on? |
| 0:50.0 | Oh, not much, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great, man. |
| 0:53.0 | Well, what did you think? |
| 0:56.0 | Of the Kava? |
| 0:57.0 | No, no, no, no. |
| 0:58.0 | Well, sure, you can tell what you're out of the Kava. |
| 1:00.0 | Yeah, my turn. |
| 1:01.0 | My turn. |
| 1:02.0 | My turn. |
| 1:03.0 | Lazloh's been having some tough, uh, viciously forever and just anxiety and feeling weird. |
| 1:09.0 | I told you last night, I didn't, it's not like I didn't feel high. |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:15.0 | I just had no anxiety, felt fairly happy and went to sleep and didn't wake up. |
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