Holy crap! Do you know what weekend this is?? Happy Balloon Man weekend everybody! May your Sunday be filled with cash, candy, and a house full of balloons!*A Texas man has had dozens of people knocking on his door at all hours of the day and night. Why? People using FindMy iPhone are being told that their lost devices are in his house. Is this man the victim of faulty tech or just a clever thief? *Date my awkward son, get a free car. This viral ad turned out to be a promotional joke but it's not out of the realm of possibilities. Slimfast once took cash from a dad to play with his kids down the street and sex workers are often paid by parents to help boost their kids' confidence. *Doomscrolling!! Mike Pence says he'll testify about Donald Trump's attempts to overturn the 2020 election. Students across the country have staged walkouts to protest gun violence. Babe Ruth's bat sells for $1.85 million at auction. What's going on with Kevin Costner and Yellowstone?*Are you worried about A.I. taking over the world and ending humanity? No surprise, Slimfast is very concerned and Lazlo is not concerned at all.*Are work wifes/husbands appropriate? Millennials are much more likely to say no than boomers. *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening to the show! Please tell a friend, please visit our website www.lazlo.church , please join us on reddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo , and please hang out with us on twitch www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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