THURS PT 3: Grape, pew pew, and seggs

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.5 • 920 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Krystle tried dip twice in her life. Caviar. Rover would never want to be a teacher or police officer. School board representative is offended by the word homeless used in a report of student achievement. Grape, pew pew, and seggs.

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0:00.0	Previously on Rover's Morning Glory.
0:02.5	Oh no!
0:05.4	It continues.
0:07.7	Now.
0:10.3	Shizzy is coming up in just a moment.
0:21.7	What do you have on the way, do you?
0:23.0	Urgent warning to all iPhone users.
0:25.7	I'll tell you what it is next.
0:27.9	We'll get to that in just a minute.
0:30.4	Here's somebody that says that they're just like Charlie.
0:33.8	He quit smoking 15 years ago and still has dreams about it.
0:39.2	His cigarette nightmares and testicles.
0:44.3	She writes, when I was 11, my dad left his spit cup on the fridge.
0:49.0	It knocked over and somehow got all over me.
0:52.3	I'm still traumatized to this day.
0:54.6	Oh my God.
0:56.6	Oh, that would be so disgusting.
1:02.4	Christina says when I was in high school, we had a substitute teacher and the boys in my
1:06.3	class that dipped thought it would be funny to put their dip spit into the teacher's pop.
1:11.3	It was disgusting.
1:12.7	Oh.
1:14.0	Did they get expelled?
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