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How To Do Everything

NPR

4.21.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2015

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

How to smuggle a live chicken, frighten your dentist, and hitchhike offensively.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I am now well aware that we violated NPR policy protocol by bringing a chicken into the building.

0:10.8

The voice you're hearing is Jason Bobian, he's an NPR correspondent.

0:15.4

And on Monday at NPR headquarters where Jason was working, and we should say NPR is located in a pretty

0:20.6

urban area in downtown Washington, D.C.

0:23.0

Jason noticed that a bunch of reporters and producers

0:26.0

were standing and huddling around the windows looking outside

0:30.0

because there was a chicken out there.

0:32.0

A very fancy chicken. because there was a chicken out there.

0:32.8

A very fancy chicken.

0:34.8

And we were quite worried that she, I mean, yeah,

0:37.9

we were quite concerned that she was going to get run over by a cement truck

0:41.0

or by somebody or a bus or something like that.

0:43.6

That was part of the overall reason for wanting to bring it in.

0:46.7

So Jason goes outside, the chicken is running around everywhere, there are people chasing

0:51.7

it, he finally gets his hands on it. He puts it

0:55.2

in one of those US mail containers and puts a sweater on top of it. So he has the chicken, but he has

1:01.0

work to do. He can't just take a couple hours and take the chicken

1:05.5

to a farm. So he takes the chicken inside in PR's world headquarters.

1:12.4

And that chicken went on to become Steve Insky.

1:18.5

That part's not true. Did you, Jason, did you sneak her past security in the mail container?

1:24.8

Okay, I will confess to not saying what it was we had inside the mail crate.

1:31.7

We did not divulge that information to the security guard.

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