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Surprise bitches! From the throwback garage, the new garage with the noom lot. Get it right.

It's the throwback podcast. I am Dan Hanses and I am joined as I always am by my bosom buddy.

Buddy guestroom. Hey Bob! Hey Dan, holy shit we're back. We did it. We're back in the garage.

I think we waited just long enough for people to be like, oh that's definitely over. Yeah that's never coming back.

By people do you mean me when I text you? Like is this definitely over? Is that?

No, here we are at the end, near the end of the regular season. And yes, in an ideal world,

would we wait until after the season proper? Sure. Well you know what? We can't not do the best stuff.

We can't do the throwback to the future. Part five. We can't miss that.

Throw five? Throw five. Future five? That's how it would be sold if it was like a June blockbuster.

Yeah, throw five. Clearly throw five is happening right now. Yeah no we couldn't.

Plus I really need the money. I made some bad investments. I think these things are not going well.

I like Rocky and Adrian and Rocky Five. I gave a low life brother-in-law power of attorney.

Power of attorney? No he's going back to power of attorney for you.

You know if you give your low life brother-in-law the opportunity to handle your finances when you're the most successful athlete in the world as Rocky Balboa was,

you can't be surprised if said dirtbag, alcoholic, low life brother-in-law gives the crooked attorney power of attorney.

You know that I want to do a podcast called The World According to Dan Hanses where you explain things like power of attorney

because this is your understanding. This is what you base your understanding of the world on is things like Rocky Five.

Sure. So I think it would be great for you to just explain power of attorney to everybody.

Right. It's important. It would be a lot of just feeling things out.

But the only thing you know in broad strokes and that maybe that's why we're back in a way because maybe what we are here for in part Bob is

yes to scratch that nostalgia itch if you were born in exactly 1980.

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