Threevisiting: Secret Santa Pizza

Threedom

Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, Paul F Tompkins

Comedy

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2024

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Scott, Paul & Lauren introduce all of their intros recorded during the midseason hiatus, share a big announcement about next season, and play Switch It And Pitch It.

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0:00.0	Weight Watchers, founded over 60 years ago, has continually evolved alongside our understanding of weight health and nutrition.
0:07.0	Recognizing that every body is unique, they have rejected the idea that there might be a one-size-fits-all solution. With decades of experience and ongoing research
0:15.2	in science and behavior, Weight Watchers remains a trusted authority helping millions of members
0:19.7	worldwide. Weight Watchers fits your needs, whether it's through their clinically proven points program,
0:24.7	or for those that medically qualify, access to doctor prescribed weight loss medications and
0:29.2	registered dietitians in Weight Watchers clinic.
0:31.8	See how Weight Watchers fits you at Weight Watchers.com.
0:36.3	This message is brought to you by the KOLO-GARD test.
0:38.9	KOLO-GARD is a one-of-a-kind way to feel more in control of your colon cancer screening through a use at home test with none of the prep that's required of a colonoscopy.
0:47.0	So if you're 45 or older and at average risk,
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0:58.4	Do not use colaGuard if you have had adenomas, have inflammatory bowel disease, and certain hereditary syndromes, or a personal or family history of colorectal cancer.
1:07.0	False positive and negative results may occur. Any positive result should be followed by a colonoscopy, not a replacement for colonoscopy in high-risk patients.
1:14.6	The COLA-Gard test is available by prescription only.
1:17.0	Freo! Freedom!
1:27.0	Freedom!
1:31.0	Freedom!
1:32.0	Freedom!
1:33.0	Yeah!
1:35.0	Yeah!
1:36.0	Yeah!
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