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I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and Smith and this is Smith and

Smith a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things. I keep getting invited for threesomes and sometimes fours

somes with Chris Harris. What? I kid you not it happens on Instagram on a daily basis. In fact it happens multiple times on

Instagram. Me, Chris Harris and a whole cluster of sex bots. And they are constantly, they're constantly hounding me, but what's amazing is you know, you can

tell they're not real people, they're just sort of like AI sex pests but yes it's

always loads of made-up names and like I don't know bananas with like squirting

water coming out at the end up the emojis and then then my note, and I'm tagged in on it,

and the only other person is Chris Arras.

So these are sex bots, but with a thing for car journalists.

Well this is, I keep meaning to message Chris and go,

are you, do you get these as well or is it just me?

Because I, I don't want you to think that I've hooked you into this.

I haven't like grabbed you by the scruff, the neck,

go, come on you, you're coming into the strip club with me.

What are you a bit worried that he thinks that this is you like enthusiastically endorsing it with your sex-bot mates.

Like, come, yeah, we need someone else.

Oh, I tell you what, I know he'd be up for this.

Do you know Chris Harris?

Off Chris Harris on cars and top gear.

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