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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

This Week's Top Stories | Beckham Bids Farewell To The Queen

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Beckham bids farewell to the Queen, Adnan Syed is freed from prison, Trump is sued by New York's attorney general, and Putin faces heat at home. Here's what you missed this week.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.6

BAM!

0:03.6

A giant story from the world of video games.

0:14.0

Over the weekend, a hacker leaked unfinished footage from the next Grand Theft Auto game.

0:20.8

And then they threatened to release more if Rockstar games doesn't reach a deal with them.

0:28.0

Yeah.

0:29.0

And you know Rockstar the game manufacturer.

0:30.5

They must be so pissed right now.

0:31.6

They must be like, how do these kids get the idea that it's fun to commit crimes, huh?

0:37.2

Now luckily, law enforcement has said that they had a lead on the criminal,

0:40.6

but then he hit in a car wash for like a minute.

0:42.5

And now they just forgotten about the whole case.

0:46.6

In international news, Gautam Adani, an Indian businessman who made his fortune in shipping

0:51.6

and coal production, has officially passed Jeff Bezos to become the world's second richest

0:57.4

person.

0:58.4

And then he put Jeff Bezos.

1:00.1

Yeah, when he heard this, his rocket ship immediately went limp.

1:04.1

And I see some of your cheering, he's just like, yeah, Indian guy, number two on the list,

1:10.3

don't forget.

1:11.3

Don't forget, yes.

1:12.3

I mean it's good news for him, but Mr. Adani's parents are Indian.

1:16.0

So they probably still like, you know, I still wish you went to medical school.

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