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The God Pod

This Is Why Your Genitals Are Next To Your Butt

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2020

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

I explain why I put your body parts where they are.



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0:00.0

Welcome back. I've been doing some work on my YouTube channel. I've reorganized the playlists into areas of politics and religion.

0:08.5

And I thought I may as well cover all of Hell's Kitchen and add another playlist covering sex.

0:14.0

That's right, sex.

0:16.0

Hi humans, welcome back to the God show.

0:22.0

In this episode, we'll be discussing sex. I thought let me start

0:26.6

doing some more episodes answering your questions about sex so that I can cover all of Hell's

0:31.8

kitchen, sex, politics and religion, you know,

0:34.0

the things you're not supposed to talk about.

0:35.5

I went on Twitter and I let everybody know about this.

0:39.0

Gonna add a new playlist about sex.

0:41.0

What questions do you want the Lord thy God to answer about sex. So today we're going to tackle the first one from T-cut Johnny who asks God, why'd you put

0:50.9

the amusement park next to the sewage plant?

0:53.0

A ha ha ha ha ha ha.

0:56.0

Ah, we know, of course that he's not talking about a real life amusement park or sewage plant

1:08.6

he what he's talking about of course is human sexual organs being right next to their but holes where all the crap comes out.

1:18.0

So why are they right next to each other, right? That's just bad city planning.

1:22.0

And I get your point, I get your point, but damn it, you do better. Hmm. City planning

1:28.1

isn't easy, okay? Everyone says, not in my backyard, I don't want the sewage plant next door but damn it it just

1:35.0

can't work like that okay the sewage plant has to go somewhere and why not

1:40.1

next to the amusement park it's It's not used as often. Both areas handle tricky liquids.

1:47.0

And for the record, amusement parks are pretty filthy too. There's a lot of pee happening in amusement parks.

1:53.6

Something like 90% of the water is pee.

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