This Is Ice(land) - #2170-2

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

What happens if you're been married multiple times and you all go to heaven? Do you stay married to the most recent one? Do you become a polygamist? Imagine having to spend eternity arguing about who's the favorite spouse. Perhaps that's why they discouraged multiple marriages for so long: preventative measures for when you finally meet the afterlife. It's a legitimate concern. Unlike, say, who gets to play with a balloon animal.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the family of the Tom Bernard podcast with Alex Bramford-Rasmussen.
0:06.0	Go host, Catherine Brand.
0:07.4	You're all right.
0:08.5	Andy Bramonar.
0:09.4	Your dad's face. Your dad's thunderous face.
0:11.8	I don't have a thunderous face.
0:14.5	I just don't understand if we can edit everything and before you even upload it, what difference does it make?
0:20.4	It doesn't.
0:20.9	We're just having a conversation.
0:22.1	You just get so mad about talking.
0:24.1	Yeah.
0:24.2	And figure out how to do it, I think, is all that's going on.
0:26.6	Yeah.
0:27.0	Then you just get mad.
0:28.0	Figure out of doing it and get back to me.
0:29.4	I don't want to do it.
0:29.7	Yeah, but then we give you suggestions,
0:31.2	then you just swear never fucking mind. I did not. Never happened.
0:38.3	Anyway, I guess that was so by-man.
0:41.3	I guess I missed that one because I didn't.
0:43.3	Did you want to do a commercial?
0:45.3	Yeah, you don't need to do a commercial.
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