'This is going to ruin his life'

LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

On LuAnna this week: the Sunday night records have begun because Anna’s back to filming Celebs Go Dating! We’re lusting over being alone, Lu’s livid about not having gone to the Maldives, another potential Lockdown, thoughts on men’s baby showers, Anna’s a shit gifter, Lu loves School Run Mum and Anna checked out the Granny porn.

Plus, the awful news of Alec Baldwin having accidentally shot two of his colleagues on set of his new film, Durham uni giving out questionable advice, a brilliant rant and more weirdos.

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0:00.0	Time for a quick advert!
0:02.0	Okay Anna, today we have a message in from anonymous, so we've called her Mord.
0:06.4	Right, go on.
0:07.6	She says,
0:08.3	Hey Luanna in ammo, please help me.
0:10.9	I've been invited to my best mates,
0:12.8	Auntie's sister-in-law's dog's puppy shower.
0:15.8	Oh, not another one of those.
0:18.0	She says, and I need an excuse to get out of it.
0:21.1	I already know, I'll never hear the end of it if I don't go.
0:24.2	I'm very close with my best mates,
0:26.4	Auntie's sister-in-law's dog.
0:28.2	But I cannot stand puppy showers at the best of times.
0:31.9	Please help me find a decent excuse. Love Mord.
0:35.3	I mean, I don't blame her.
0:37.2	I mean, right, Lulu, I mean, what can she say?
0:39.3	No, she's washing her hair.
0:40.9	I mean, too obvious.
0:42.3	What about she's busy running away from her husband on the moon?
0:45.3	Oh, I've got it.
0:46.9	I mean, she can't possibly go,
0:48.3	because she's busy buying pet insurance
	...

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