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Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

- WILL MUSCHAMP WILL HEADBUTT YOUR FAVORITE DONKEY IF YOU DON’T GIVE HIM ANOTHER JOB - The Big Ten football story everybody’s talking about: Tom Allen vs. Inhuman Amounts Of Lasagna - Introducing the Hacksaw Gantry series of airport novels - Northwestern would like to remind the proctor that some classmates don’t have their cameras on! - Lenin’s corpse: good rivalry trophy?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Because I guarantee you I could be in a room like you would sit in a room with like eight people who cover this port and you'd be like

0:05.3

Well, most champs are fucking idiot everybody would be like no, no

0:08.6

I think you know what pisses me. I said this to Ryan already today

0:12.4

There are 400 investigative reporters on this sport and many of them are actually allegedly good at investigating and not one person

0:20.6

That I can tell has ever considered. Oh, well, most champ is nice to me all the time because he looks like me

0:26.4

And he needs me to succeed at his job

0:28.4

I buy that I buy that completely next next question

0:33.6

Absolutely no introspection on this shit whatsoever. He's a good man with a good family. I'm like Stalin loved his kid

0:40.3

But I think my favorite part looking back is that when he got the job initially

0:45.3

Nobody nobody even bothered to do like here's what will must here's why this will be different

0:50.1

Here's why well what will must-champ learned it is people what everyone did was like oh if he'd hired that

0:56.4

That roper O.C. That he had that last year

1:00.3

Great, so now he knows now he's gonna go spread offense now. He's gonna start with him. Oh

1:05.8

What would they say starting out this year? We're gonna slow it back down

1:09.9

And he's scoring too many points. I mean dead dude. He's got the alright if you go like okay

1:15.6

Well, what does he need to implement his plan? What does he really need to make?

1:19.5

Well, must-champ was just trying to make a clock for school that was all

1:24.2

All he was trying to do

1:26.7

But like the idea being like ground pork in this clock

1:32.4

It's savory and

1:36.5

But like like okay, I need a running back because that's what I really need to protect my defense is a running back

1:43.3

Okay, do you know who the leading Russia in the SEC is right now Kevin Harris of South Carolina

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