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Minion Death Cult

This has helped me, as a white woman, send in my vote for Biden with a little less disgust

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week we examine a viral post about how Joe Biden is a White Ally for being Vice President to a black man, radical liberalism (smashing old white men with hammers), and white women trying to compensate for their whiteness by loudly hating white men.

Listen to our episode on Pod Damn America

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Music: Craft - F*ck the Universe

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.

0:07.0

Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.

0:11.0

So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.

0:18.0

It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to go to the deserts.

0:30.6

Follow their environmental stuff. Stay tuned.

0:32.6

Stay tuned.

0:33.6

I'm recording. Give me two seconds to do this to get a cough out of the way.

0:40.6

What was the cough kids bob joke?

0:43.0

I don't get that joke.

0:46.4

It's a really stupid fucking joke.

0:49.4

So cough, the band cough.

0:51.3

Yeah, I'm familiar.

0:52.2

A kids' bob version of it called croup because croup is a

0:56.8

cough that only babies get okay okay so you have to be like a dad to get both the both like a parent

1:04.9

and like know who the band cough is i had one half of that and uh because penny, because Penny, Penny just got Kroop.

1:11.3

And, um, and, uh, and, uh, they were saying, yeah, she only had like a year left to get it.

1:17.6

She was never going to have a chance to get it next year.

1:20.1

Well, good.

1:20.5

Cross that off her little bucket list.

1:22.3

Her little Mr. Bucket list.

1:24.3

Well, it's like chicken pox. If you don't get croup when you're a baby,

1:30.2

then you just get death when you're like a grown up.

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