Hey, the bird show.

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

It's the bird show's entertainment bus.

I'm going to warn you, dark mode Abby has been activated.

I'm in some kind of mood today.

I don't know why.

And this story has really just lit the fire on a flame that was already burning,

starting with Emily from the last segment.

So an actress from Harry Potter has joined OnlyFans, but she's not going to be flaunting anything below the neck.

In fact, she's keeping everything above her shoulders.

She is going to be starting an OnlyFans where she specifically brushes her hair.

She's charging $6 a month for this.

I'm talking about Jesse Cave, who played Lavender Brown, who was a somewhat prominent character.

She's not like a random.

Like if you've seen Harry Potter, you know the character Lavender Brown.

I didn't know her until I looked her up this morning, not on OnlyFans. And then I'm like, oh, okay, now I know who you're talking about.

So she posted a video on Instagram where she's brushing her long, long, long, long, long, blonde hair.

It probably goes down to her butt, like that's how long it is. Very shiny. I would love to know what shampoo she uses. And she was brushing her hair and showing it off and talking to some guy off camera and explaining what she plans to do with her subscription service.

I'm starting ony fans.

Yeah.

Right.

Hair stuff.

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