This Episode Could Get Us Excommunicated (Seriously)

Softcore History

Comedy, History, Improv

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

The Catholic Church has a long and bizarre history with holy relics, but the story of The Holy Prepuce — aka baby Jesus’s circumcised foreskin — is easily the weirdest of them all. So odd that Pope Leo XIII issued a decree in 1900 that if a Catholic talked about it (or made fun of it) they could be immediately excommunicated from the Church.Subscribe to the Softcore History Patreon for hundreds of hours of extra history content.1stphorm.com/softcorehistory Free shipping on all orders over $75 when you use the link. Ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:08.0	What is up?
0:09.0	Welcome back to Soft Core History.
0:10.0	I am your host for the week, Rob and I am joined as always by Jake Goldman and
0:16.8	Dan Regester. How you doing today kids? I'm good. I'm great. I like how we
0:21.9	start his podcast and Dan was like I can tell I can see your face like I don't think I'm going to speak. I don't need to put your voice out into the world. Speak softly carry a big stick. Mm. That doesn't work for an audio first situation.
0:34.0	No, he does.
0:35.0	You don't have a stick.
0:36.0	They plays.
0:38.0	People. I don't have a stick buddy.
0:40.0	Oh, we're talking about it's Wiener.
0:42.0	People are like driving to work. You're not saying anything. They're like, it's Wiener. People are like, People are like, I can tell he's being powerful
0:46.4	in the corner over there.
0:47.2	Dan is really exuding a mood.
0:50.3	It's like, my God, really.
0:51.6	They can hear it.
0:52.2	I gotta pull over. This is fucking crazy. Too hot too hot
0:56.8	It's my Shadow Dad today. It is your Shadow Day. Do we ever explain to the people what Shadow Day is?
1:02.6	I don't know.
1:03.6	Everyone at the table where I was drinking history had not heard of Shadow Day, so I don't think
1:07.4	it's something.
1:08.4	We're friends with them.
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