This Cock Don't Talk
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2023
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Dude, I mean the avian said so many sex toys. We saw I don't know if we talk I don't know there was a |
| 0:07.5 | Vibrator that had a weed pen attached to it. Do I show you this? |
| 0:10.1 | No, you said it on the yeah the gravy episode. Oh, you're right. Um, that's why I didn't get to see the sex toy room |
| 0:15.9 | It was so dude did all types of stuff dude Trev |
| 0:20.7 | Trev wrote a wrote a dick they had well |
| 0:23.0 | Tell him Prophorus with my own cock it's so big |
| 0:30.3 | But there was this like almost like a |
| 0:33.0 | Like a what a what a saddle like when you sit on for like a horse and you played flappy bird |
| 0:38.5 | It's called like fappy bird and at each time you tap the screen you'll they vibrate and I'd be like |
| 0:43.3 | I don't know sitting on they put what's funny though sitting on it put like a paper towel to be clean |
| 0:47.6 | I'm like yeah, cuz I'm just squirting so hard right now through my goddamn 501 denims |
| 0:52.5 | Yeah, also a person that put it down is like riddled with gonorrhea. It's like good |
| 0:57.6 | What is gonorrhea? I think it's a place |
| 1:02.5 | Motor bunny |
| 1:03.5 | Whoa scroll down |
| 1:06.3 | God |
| 1:07.5 | Damn jacks about to take his lunch break top left top left |
| 1:11.5 | 899 yeah, I said I said on that but he didn't have the cock car. Yes, it did you lie or I saw it |
| 1:16.6 | It looked like a yoga tube or like you know you stretch your back out on the foam roller |
| 1:20.6 | It looked like a foam roller cut in half and you sit on it like if you walk into your daughter's room |
| 1:24.6 | She has that what do you know so funny people the men that websites have like the so-and-so from Vermont |
| 1:30.0 | Just bought this who gives a fuck this is popping up all over also. They're so morning a shopper just added XXL cover condoms |
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