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Stiff Socks

This Cock Don't Talk

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on the macroeconomics of being horny, how young Trev had an ongoing relationship with a stuffed gorilla, and how Jesus could got hoes at a Christian university. They also hear from a listener that had a bad time in Japan.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Dude, I mean the avian said so many sex toys. We saw I don't know if we talk I don't know there was a

0:07.5

Vibrator that had a weed pen attached to it. Do I show you this?

0:10.1

No, you said it on the yeah the gravy episode. Oh, you're right. Um, that's why I didn't get to see the sex toy room

0:15.9

It was so dude did all types of stuff dude Trev

0:20.7

Trev wrote a wrote a dick they had well

0:23.0

Tell him Prophorus with my own cock it's so big

0:30.3

But there was this like almost like a

0:33.0

Like a what a what a saddle like when you sit on for like a horse and you played flappy bird

0:38.5

It's called like fappy bird and at each time you tap the screen you'll they vibrate and I'd be like

0:43.3

I don't know sitting on they put what's funny though sitting on it put like a paper towel to be clean

0:47.6

I'm like yeah, cuz I'm just squirting so hard right now through my goddamn 501 denims

0:52.5

Yeah, also a person that put it down is like riddled with gonorrhea. It's like good

0:57.6

What is gonorrhea? I think it's a place

1:02.5

Motor bunny

1:03.5

Whoa scroll down

1:06.3

God

1:07.5

Damn jacks about to take his lunch break top left top left

1:11.5

899 yeah, I said I said on that but he didn't have the cock car. Yes, it did you lie or I saw it

1:16.6

It looked like a yoga tube or like you know you stretch your back out on the foam roller

1:20.6

It looked like a foam roller cut in half and you sit on it like if you walk into your daughter's room

1:24.6

She has that what do you know so funny people the men that websites have like the so-and-so from Vermont

1:30.0

Just bought this who gives a fuck this is popping up all over also. They're so morning a shopper just added XXL cover condoms

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