This is Alan and

the weirdest episode we ever put out.

I'm Max and you're listening to Zetus Lopetus,

a Mammoth Club original podcast.

What up Merfolk, this is Alan, and Molly.

And Max.

And you're listening to Zetus Lapidus, the podcast where we watched all the

D.coms or Disney Channel Original Movies in chronological order and comb over them with a fine-tooth comb in excruciating detail.

Don't you mean a dingle hopper? Okay. I mean...

I mean, a mama bob.

Whatcha m' call it? And this week we're talking about a snarf blat.

That's a pipe, get out of here.

And this week we're talking about the 13th year.

These are mermaid jokes.

Because this is just budget splash.

Can we all just agree that this is just budget splash? I don't think I've ever seen splash so I can't comment well it's got

Tom Hanks in it so it's automatically better than who plays Cody Chez Starbuck that's

not his name right hold? Hold on. Hold on. I'm not. Tell me, tell me that's his name. I'm triple checking it. Tell me that's his name. I literally copy and paste it. His name is just Starbucks.

Is he in the adult film industry now?

Hold on, he has to be.

Of the Starbucks family?

All right, hold on, hold on.

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