Thirst Aid Kit: Mark-Paul Gosselaar Can Catch It

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🗓️ 17 October 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

We never wanted a hall pass for Zack Morris but our thirst for Mark-Paul Gosselaar grew from a tiny acorn into a mighty oak — JUST LIKE HE DID. From Pitch to the Passage, we explore what makes MPG the MVP: is it the well-groomed beard? The thick thighs? Or maybe the fact that he’s starred opposite so many black women and girls that’s got our foofs a-tingle… This week on Fanfic Wars, MPG saves Nichole, relaxes with Bim after a fan convention. Plus [REDACTED] as usual. Follow us on Twitter @ThirstAidKit. Nichole is @tnwhiskeywoman and Bim is @bimadew. Find show notes, gifs, and links on our Tumblr at thirstaidkitpodcast.tumblr.com. Share your drabbles with us there or email them to us at thirstaidkit@slate.com. Our music is by Tanya Morgan. Thirst responsibly — wear shinpads! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Mark Paul gently touches my
0:04.0	I gasp from the shit
0:06.0	he looks up and down
0:08.0	I'm going to geep he says
0:12.0	don't move you're a waste.
0:14.4	That's what he gets for having me out there.
0:18.8	On BBC I player, I am doing life.
0:25.0	A few more years means nothing to me.
0:29.0	I'm pregnant.
0:30.0	Drudges go easy, I'm pregnant women.
0:35.0	I've been old my electricity, that's all. I don't think I should even be in here.
0:37.0	A new series of the Baffa Award winning time.
0:40.0	You tell anyone, and I mean anyone about me, I will kill you.
0:45.0	Starring Jody Whitaker, Tamara Lawrence and Bella Ramsey.
0:49.0	Time. Watch on BBC I'm a B.C. I player. Okay, hi, them.
0:55.0	Hi, Ben.
0:58.0	How are you today?
1:01.0	Do you know what? I'm full of beans.
1:03.0	What does that mean? That means I'm excited and up for this.
1:06.0	Have you never heard that expression?
1:08.0	No. Someone being full of beans? No, like jumping beans?
1:11.0	No, just beans, caffeine? I don't know just beans. I have never heard of that.
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