Things You Wish You Were Into (w/ David Gborie, Sean Jordan and Sean O'Connor)
All Fantasy Everything
Headgum
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2018
⏱️ 134 minutes
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Summary
This episode isn’t about the people we are, it’s about the people we wish we were, or that we wish we wish we were. Or like, who we think we wish we’d like to be. Something, man, idk. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Sean Jordan, David Gborie and Sean O’Connor
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:27.1 | Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything the podcast that reaches into a velvet bag of cosmic dust |
| 0:35.0 | pool some in the palm of its hand |
| 0:38.0 | draws in a deep breath and then |
| 0:40.9 | puffs out a gentle breath |
| 0:42.8 | spreading the cosmic dust into the air where it twinkles and shimmers and glitters and |
| 0:48.0 | as you try to focus on one of them |
| 0:50.8 | Your eyes pulled into it as though it had its own gravitational field and as your |
| 0:56.8 | pupil dilates and you begin to see more and more of what was in that speck of cosmic dust |
| 1:01.7 | you begin to realize that in there is everything that has ever been and ever will be |
| 1:07.1 | and ever is right now and we look at that speck and say why don't we draw some of that stuff |
| 1:12.4 | that's why we do this yeah |
| 1:15.2 | everybody I got back on my bullshit that's why we do this I got back on my bullshit someone's back |
| 1:20.0 | in the game I lost I lost them for a while I was in a dark place I don't think you did but you |
| 1:25.5 | think you did and that's all the matter some of them got weird man some of them got weird and short |
| 1:28.5 | but maybe I had to stray far from heaven we shouldn't have done all that I was because when we did |
| 1:32.9 | this new one I don't even know why but it made me when I heard you say it afterwards I wanted to |
| 1:37.3 | call you mr. October yeah I don't even know why that felt real right October 9th is my birthday |
| 1:43.3 | I'll tell you mr. October every year is one month long as far as I'm concerned that's 100% right |
| 1:48.0 | October it's October it's October to uh we we we have a wonderful |
| 1:54.3 | array of yesterday immediately just blows it after we are from to the very very darrison on the podcast |
| 2:06.0 | we went to Sean you could talk whatever oh perfect you don't have to wait yeah you gotta tell this |
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