Earful Tower listeners, it is a Monday in Paris, and that means one thing and one thing only, another episode of the Earful Tower, brought to you by French Today.

Now, I'll talk about them at the end of the episode, but remember, if you want to get, well, it's going to combine to 30% off all of their audiobooks.

You go via, it's Frenchtay.com slash earful seven.

But here's a little heads up to Earful 8 if you're listening to this in August.

But today, we're not talking about that.

We're talking about the kind of things that you should never.

And I mean absolutely never, never, never do in Paris.

And I figured who better to be on this episode with me than YouTube superstar Jay Swanson.

You may have seen him on YouTube.

You may have heard him on this podcast before.

But together, him and I have about a decade of experience when it comes to Paris.

And we know a thing or two about what you should never do.

So without further ado, I'm going to play that intro music and get Jay Swanson in the studio.

Let's do it.

Jay Swanson.

Good to be here.

Welcome to the studio.

How you doing?

Good.

I'm great.

It's toasty today.

It is a little bit toasty, isn't it?

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