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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Things You Should Do Before You Marry Someone

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2023

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0

Yo, yo going on. We were just talking about divorce and I saw this this morning. You may have seen it too

0:05.3

I think of all places I might have seen it on Facebook, but

0:08.5

People someone posted this original question. I don't know who it was. I just saw a lot of people talking about things that you should

0:14.2

Things you should do before you marry someone

0:17.3

And I could come up with I could probably come up with a decent sized list there

0:20.6

But you know, these things are somewhat funny like the the top one was listen to them eat a bowl of cereal

0:25.2

Ask them which side of the bed they sleep on. I don't care about which side of the bed. Do you I'll sleep on either side

0:30.0

I don't have like a preference usually seems like the traditional thing for every reason the guys will sleep closer to the door

0:34.8

Yeah, so we can get out faster if there's a fire right there. He's like that way you can you know

0:38.6

I always says to protect you. I'm like now

0:40.3

It's so that I can push you down and run out of the door if there's a fire closer to the door

0:44.3

Exactly and what do you think of me to say when I get out there? I'm gonna be like I tried right? She was totally out

0:48.1

I can't carry you I could get killed doing that. I got to get the dog out right? I mean, that's a priority

0:52.8

So she was to figure out which side of the bed they sleep on listen to them eat a bowl of cereal

0:57.1

Then you're supposed to watch or watch them brush their teeth

0:59.5

I don't know that I've ever been annoyed by someone brushing their teeth. Is there something there?

1:03.3

In line with this stuff

1:04.3

I would say that you need to make sure that you watch them eat and listen to them drink

1:07.8

Because if you got a problem with that like if it annoys you the sound they make when they drink a glass of water

1:12.0

You probably don't like them very much. If that's enough to really irritate you

1:16.3

Then I'm guessing you're not madly in love. You're supposed to make sure that your temperature compatible

1:20.0

Which I do think is probably worth discussing

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