Thilly Goofy Mood

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Goood morning, our high little friends! On today's episode, the ladies try out a new edible....tea drink and get absolutely roasted. The ladies rant about ubers, Jaime dukes it out over "her guys," we decide whether or not we want to know how we die, and once again... Emily dies first in conversation. Ya filthy f'n stoners, if you could leave us a 5 star written review on Apple Podcasts, a comment on our Youtube channel, or a 5 star review on Spotify, it would MAKE OUR MF day. Find 2G1B...

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0:00.0	I'm going to get my guys
0:01.8	and they're going to fuck your guys up.
0:05.2	You hear me?
0:06.3	Yeah, well, my guys are going to fuck your guys.
0:09.5	My guys are going to fuck your guys even harder.
0:14.8	They're going to fuck them in the ass.
0:16.5	My guys are going to suck your guys' dicks.
0:17.7	My guys are going to fall in love.
0:20.8	My guys are going to mirror you and have a kid. My guys are going to fall in love. My guys are going to marry you and have a kid.
0:24.5	My guys are going to go transgender and become their wives.
0:40.0	Bottom surgery and all oh
0:40.3	oh
0:43.6	I'm happy to feel about that
0:47.2	Milligan actually transitioned
0:49.3	oh this good for him
0:51.4	to Millicent
0:52.3	at the age of 106 oh Oh, that's good for him. To Millicent.
1:00.9	At the age of 106, I'm proud of him for becoming who we really was meant to be.
1:04.7	Hey, girl, you trying to hit this?
1:07.3	You know exactly what I need.
1:12.8	I look like a burrito bitch to you. You too look like a burrito bitch to you.
1:15.1	You too look like a burrito bitch to me.
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