Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host Dan Von Geno.

He's funny. He has Tony here, Tony Bombats his back.

So he just like flips to me on the screen, like, I don't know, I'm like, my life,

I wasn't like blowing my nose or something like that.

Oh, sorry, here's a little snot rag for you.

The break.

Folks, I know weekend update.

And it's not because I'm trying to be a jerk and like I'm withholding the weekend update.

It's just today's too important.

It's Iowa-August Day.

And honestly I didn't do anything this weekend.

Went out to eat with Paula, had a good time, went to my buddy Kyle Geez restaurant, had good shrimp

cocktail and that's about it. So we got to get right to the content. I warned you

about what's going on in Texas. Did I not say that shit was going to break bad and it's happening and also the most

important story of the day, which I'm going to do after the caucus because that's happening now,

but don't go anywhere.

There is 100% riots coming right now on the left.

They're not even hiding it anymore.

If you saw the article this weekend you know what I'm talking about it.

Stay tuned.

Hey, I've been raving about Beam's Dream Powder.

They're hot cocoa for sleep.

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