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They’re Making A HUGE Life Decision Over A Fortune Cookie!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:33.9

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0:38.7

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1:24.6

Just checking in to restaurants at 8 o'clock at night on a Thursday night. Isn't it crazy?

1:29.2

It's weird out there. I always love when someone is like, let's get dinner at a clock

1:34.3

and I'm like, mid-time. All right. I was walking the streets of Alpharetta last night at 815

1:41.2

going, look at all this traffic. All around here eating. They're just showing up to the

1:48.0

restaurants. Part of you four at 815. Damn. It happens. We are missing out. Yeah. We're

1:55.0

really are. All right. So what do you got going on in your life? If you got some drama

1:59.1

going on or sounds a little on the strange side, hit us up with an email. We'd love to

2:03.5

debate your drama. This one says, I know this is going to sound crazy. So I need you guys

2:09.7

to either talk me out of it or get me some examples of this actually working out. I want

2:16.6

to know if you know of anyone who has ever made a life decision because of the fortune

2:23.3

in a fortune cookie, because at the encouragement of my friends, I'm about to do just that. That

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