They MESSED Up | Reading Reddit Stories
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 21 June 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00 Intro
1:41 TIFU and tits 14 years too late to fix https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1kn6f0g/tifu_and_tits_14_years_too_late_to_fix/
10:35 Sponsor
11:44 I said "tutorials" wrong in an interview https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ic79ob/tifu_by_saying_youtube_torte_tulios_over_and_over/
24:09 I got a tattoo of my mom in a bikini https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1km8lwt/tifu_by_getting_a_tattoo_of_my_mom_in_a_bikini/
31:24 Random flea market item turned out to be radioactive https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ffyxfg/tifu_random_flee_market_item_turns_out_to_be/
38:29 I never flushed toilet paper https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1kdrjz8/tifu_by_never_flushing_toilet_paper/
48:44 I told a stranger his triceps looked "yummy" https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1kpx8o4/tifu_by_telling_a_stranger_his_triceps_looked/
55:45 I fell asleep in the bathtub https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1hsuy4s/tifu_i_fell_asleep_in_the_bathtub/
1:01:18 I made a 5 BIG BOOMS joke on a first date https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1jslu5z/tifu_by_making_a_5_big_booms_joke_on_a_first_date/
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Smosh reads Reddit stories. |
| 0:02.7 | I'm Shane, and today's theme is all about messing up. |
| 0:07.4 | Most of these stories come from a subreddit called Today I Fucked Up, |
| 0:11.9 | and boy, are people out there fucking up all the time. |
| 0:15.7 | I'm joined by two people who did not fuck up ever in their life. |
| 0:21.9 | I've never made any mistakes whatsoever. |
| 0:26.0 | Ian and Damien are here. |
| 0:27.0 | Roll the clip. |
| 0:29.6 | You know what, Shane? |
| 0:30.7 | I messed up my voice, and it might be audible today to the listeners and viewers. |
| 0:35.7 | I heard you lost your voice, but it doesn't sound like it. |
| 0:38.1 | I've been saving it for today, just for you all, because I care about the, everyone out there. |
| 0:43.3 | Wow. |
| 0:43.9 | That's so nice. |
| 0:44.9 | Thank you. |
| 0:45.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.2 | I feel like your voice has a certain tone to it I've never heard before. |
| 0:50.3 | You know what? |
| 0:50.8 | I think it's also because, like, a game, like our friendship is sort of like unlock the next stage, sort of. |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, I've unlocked a new skin for your voice. |
| 0:59.0 | Yes, you have a new chord. |
| 1:04.0 | Okay, now for the sake of making our editors lives a little easier, I'm going to say today I messed up most most of the time unless the title is kind of funny based on saying today I fucked up. It's gonna be hard, it's a hard sell to think that fuck would not always make it funnier. It always makes it a little bit funnier, but I'm gonna try not to. Okay. And also for YouTube shorts, they don't like it. They don't like it. |
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