The Michael Berry Show

So finally I kind of hemmed and hawed around this thing. I've twisted it over in my hand. I've held it for a while and

and this couple are very good friends of our she says it's the best chocolates I've ever had.

And I hope that my body language did not reveal okay it is a chocolate. Now I say that to

compliment the thing because it was truly a work of art. It was something you might have bought

at a museum. I mean it was incredibly obviously hand-painted and just it had like a gloss over it

you know when they'll do classic cars or hot rod cars and then they put I don't know what it is

it's like a glaze over it so that it almost seems like the color is an inch like yeah like a

lacquer type deal anyway so it was that so I bite into it it looked like a ladybug it was half

orange half green the coloring scheme one look at the hump of a ladybug and I said wow what is

that and she said carrot cake not only did it look amazing it tasted amazing no we didn't

then kick four people I ate more and it was an awkward situation because I was the only one eating

so they're four of us at the table and there was six of them and so I had my one and in my mind I've

thought okay if you have two not everybody can have two but my wife every year takes a vow she

gives up something every year it's an Indian thing and so this year it sweets oh she went

wrong one one year she said for five years I'm not eating meat or sweets I thought well what else

and you know she doesn't drink so what else is there oh it's all she and she did it for five years

she did it anyway back to it so I've already processed that if I have the second one

not everybody can have two so it's already kind of one of those moves but I thought well

not that's not gonna eat any so technically there's three of us so there's two each and just so when

I took my second one I was clear I said sweetheart are you gonna eat any no she wouldn't but to tell

them I'm telegraphing to them I can have the second one without overstepping the bounds and she

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