These People Are The Longest Running Fast Food Employees Of All TIME!
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🗓️ 24 September 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Kids love to discover new things with their mouths. |
| 0:05.0 | But some things aren't safe. |
| 0:08.0 | So most Erastel lithium coin batteries are coated with a repulsive taste to make children spit them out. |
| 0:15.5 | Duracell lithium coin batteries, the safer choice. |
| 0:19.3 | Listen, it's the Bert show. My heart hurt yesterday. It literally hurt when Abby said |
| 0:29.2 | she'd never been a Taco Bell. Like that's a rite of passage in college. Like how did she go? a Experience Taco Bell because we had better options Kristen like what we consider better we had something called |
| 0:47.1 | pokey sticks and which pokey sticks is a delicious cheesy concoction. It is buttery garlic bread with ranch and cheese |
| 0:57.6 | on it. That was the thing to order like when you were a freshman and you were |
| 1:01.0 | coming home from the frats you called up five-star pizza and you got |
| 1:06.0 | the pokey sticks and they soaked up all the alcohol usually just to not go to |
| 1:11.3 | a taco bell almost seems un-American. |
| 1:14.2 | It is. |
| 1:15.2 | I just don't think I've missed out on much. |
| 1:16.9 | Like what have I missed out on diarrhea, Listeria? |
| 1:19.2 | I mean here, the naivety, all right? |
| 1:21.9 | Is stunning, it's stunning so Kristen is decided she's |
| 1:26.6 | going to change that this morning we are having a taco bell picnic here in |
| 1:31.3 | studio we are going to take Abbey's Taco Bell Picnic here in studio. We are going to take Abby's Taco Bell V card, |
| 1:35.0 | and I am so excited. |
| 1:36.7 | So Intern Ethan is now in route to our closest Taco Bell. |
| 1:42.2 | Did a little research yesterday. |
| 1:43.7 | They start serving lunch at 8 a.m. |
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