These Hugs Ain't Free

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

News, Science, Society & Culture, Culture, Comedy, Internet, Pop, Games, Gadgets

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2014

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

A woman in Oregon has opened a cuddle service for those looking for a bit of personal contact, but definitely no sexy stuff. Anthony works through his own issues with touching, Jeff determines the fair market value of intimacy, and everybody wonders what to do at a pheromone party. Hey! If you're enjoying the show, please take a moment to rate/review it on whatever service you use to listen. Here's the iTunes link: [http://bit.ly/wehaveconcerns](http://bit.ly/wehaveconcerns) And the Stitcher link: [http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/anthony-carboni/we-have-concerns](http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/anthony-carboni/we-have-concerns) Jeff on Twitter: [http://twitter.com/jeffcannata](http://twitter.com/jeffcannata) Anthony on Twitter: [http://twitter.com/acarboni](http://twitter.com/acarboni) Article submitted by [@justcallmedjm](http://twitter.com/justcallmedjm) [http://www.examiner.com/article/cuddle-up-to-me-professional-cuddling-service-to-launch-retail-location](http://www.examiner.com/article/cuddle-up-to-me-professional-cuddling-service-to-launch-retail-location)

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0:00.0	Oh hi guys, so Jeff is off running around the world with his new bride. He just got married.
0:04.8	Tweet your congratulations to him at Jeff Kanata. We have all new episodes while he is gone.
0:09.7	Some of them we recorded in a marathon session before he left and some of them are older episodes that we never ran.
0:15.4	This is one of those older episodes. The reason we didn't run it is because the audio is a little weird.
0:21.0	I hope you guys don't mind. It's not terrible. It's not awful. It's just not up to the new standard that we have.
0:27.6	Hopefully you will enjoy it. Tweet your congratulations to Jeff. Don't tell him that I spent all the money.
0:36.0	Because I spent all of our money while he was gone.
0:39.2	I once went to a weekend long camp with a cassette. We had one song on it for my Walkman.
1:03.2	I just played it rewind. I'm wondering if I'm a grown up. Do other grown up still do this?
1:15.2	I'm sure there's people that are like, you're avoiding saying no I don't do that.
1:21.2	I appreciate that you have avoided that. Welcome to we have concerns. Hi Jeff Kanata.
1:27.2	I got an article for you here. It was sent to us by a nice fellow whose name escapes me at the moment.
1:35.2	I think this one was called me DJM. Yes. Call me DJM on the Twitter.
1:41.2	Talking about a professional cuddling service launching a retail location. It's called cuddled up to me.
1:49.2	Is this like they say it's a cuddling service the same way you go into the back of the newspapers here and it says their massage therapist but maybe it's like a little.
1:59.2	The organizer of this cuddling service Samantha Hess by the way one guess is to which state in the union this is originating.
2:09.2	Really? You go to New York. I was going to go to New York. It's much crunchier than that. It's Oregon.
2:15.2	The ruins of Tokyo at the end of Godzilla. No Samantha Hess is starting this.
2:21.2	That does sound very like in Oregon. I'll tell you what man New York could have been there too. New York's weird.
2:27.2	Well, it says the concept isn't new. There are at least two other women in New York with similar services.
2:31.2	Oh yeah. Nailed it. Anthony Carboni. Drop in the mic. Please don't drop the mic. No, that's your job.
2:39.2	Anyway, she's very, very concerned that people don't think that anything romantic is going on. In fact, she says to protect herself and the client.
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