These HILARIOUS Footballer Adverts Will Leave You Speechless…
That Peter Crouch Podcast
Tall or Nothing
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris (with Sids still on the beach) dive headfirst into the hilarious and often cringe world of footballers in adverts. From Crouchy’s proudest Pringles moment to the beauty of the Jamie Vardy Thailand ad, nothing is off limits.
The boys reminisce over iconic commercials—from the Carlsberg Sunday League masterpiece to Owen’s iconic Dubai helicopter advert—and question whether footballers should ever really act again.
Crouchy shares tales from the set with Fabregas and Anelka, while the lads dissect Cristiano Ronaldo’s truly bewildering Shopee ad and discuss the genius of Burger King's Stevenage FIFA hack.
We also hear from listeners: should clubs pick players based on acting skills? And what really is the greatest beer of all time? Airport beer? Train beer? Christmas Guinness? The debate gets rowdy, nostalgic, and weirdly emotional.
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00:00 – The Glastonbury news incident…
00:02:40 – The saga of “Bugger Me Thrice” continues
00:04:44 – Crouchy introduces the footballers-in-adverts theme
00:05:42 – Carlsberg's legendary Sunday League ad breakdown
00:10:12 – Crouchy’s FIFA Street cover story
00:11:12 – Crouchy’s Pringles ad story w/ Fabregas, Kuyt, & Anelka
00:15:04 – The lads’ marketing brainstorm for the podcast
00:18:17 – That Michale Owen ad breakdown
00:20:30 – Giggs, Evra & Rooney: accidentally hilarious wine advert
00:23:36 – Jamie Vardy’s Thai stadium commercial
00:27:26 – How Beckham changed footballer endorsements forever
00:43:00 – The greatest beer of all time debate gets real
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is part of the Acast Creator Network. |
| 0:04.7 | This episode of That Pete Croucher Podcast is brought you by WhatsApp. |
| 0:08.2 | Now Crouchy, we love a bit of juicy gossip on this podcast and we know that the listeners do too. |
| 0:13.9 | Do you remember how excited everyone got when parched become a thing? |
| 0:17.7 | It felt like the whole country was trying to work out who the identity of it was. |
| 0:21.5 | Yeah, how can we forget that? As an absolute belt. We were getting calls from everyone. There was |
| 0:25.9 | newspaper headlines about it and everything. We had a bit of fun with that. There's some things |
| 0:29.4 | you want to remain private, which is where WhatsApp comes in. That's right. On WhatsApp, |
| 0:33.9 | no one, not even WhatsApp, can see or hear your personal messages and calls. In fact, |
| 0:40.8 | all WhatsApp sees or hears is a load of gibberish. So your personal messages stays yours. |
| 0:47.0 | Exactly. So that means my calls to Abby, group chats about golf and photos of barbecues that |
| 0:51.9 | Chris sends me on a daily basis and voice messages about |
| 0:55.0 | the podcast predictions league. Your personal messages on WhatsApp are private. It's like my personal |
| 1:02.1 | messages are my personal space and they stay private on WhatsApp. Although it's going to be thinking |
| 1:08.0 | it's the big European final coming up, Inter versus |
| 1:10.8 | PSG. I've got an incredible bit of gossip about what happened when I played in the final in 2007. |
| 1:16.8 | Serious? |
| 1:17.9 | Serious. |
| 1:18.8 | Okay, here we go. This could be parched the second. |
| 1:22.2 | Let's say this one, Crouchy. |
| 1:23.8 | Right, keep listening and Crouchy will reveal all later in the episode. |
| 1:27.4 | What's that? |
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