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These Are The SWEETEST Valentine's Day Poems We've Ever Heard!

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🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Today is all about love, and we want our listeners to share it with us. So we ask you to call in with the Valentine's Day poetry your partner wrote you, and these did not disappoint! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Ferture.

0:02.4

Some people are just really good at it.

0:04.3

Really good at expressing their feelings in poems and it's super romantic.

0:09.3

Dobby's husband is one of them.

0:10.5

She read this monster poem that he wrote for her, which was gorgeous.

0:13.9

This was a monster.

0:14.9

Where is that thing?

0:15.9

I'll find it.

0:16.9

It was his car.

0:17.9

Yeah.

0:18.9

And you started reading it and you weren't going to be like, no, finish it off, let's gorgeous.

0:24.6

It was so long, it was excessive, it was really awesome.

0:27.2

It was Valentine's Day like two years ago and I was on my first, like the first show

0:30.5

of my tour in Charleston.

0:32.8

We love Charleston, don't we?

0:33.8

Shout out to 95 as X-Fam.

0:35.7

But yeah, he wrote me this whole poem and it just went on and on and on and I was like,

0:38.9

I can never top this.

0:40.5

If your man or your woman has written you a poem, okay?

0:44.0

And you think it's really super romantic and you want to share it with us.

0:47.5

We will give you $100 right now to read that poem online.

0:51.3

I think this is going to be really great.

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