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Today we're getting right into the news, the local news.

That is, more specifically we're covering the scariest local news broadcast that you've ever seen. None other than the creepy internet darling, Local 58.

Never heard of it? Well, I'm not surprised.

It's a relatively underground series on YouTube that was recommended to me over on Twitter.

Matt Pat G.T. by the way, if you want to follow and offer theory suggestions.

And wow, I am so glad it was shown to me.

This is the type of horror that really sticks with me.

Disturbing psychological horror that just creeps under your skin and stays there.

It's a series that reminds me a lot of Marble Hornets, if you're familiar with that one.

Seeing a public service announcement outright tell people to do their patriotic duty by offing themselves,

and then saying that that message will repeat until there are none left to read it?

Even after watching it this many times, I still get goosebumps.

The long story short here is that I'm excited to cover this series.

One, because we all need a break from Disney's domination over the universe sometimes.

And two, this entire series totals 20 minutes worth a video.

Not 20 minutes an episode, 20 minutes total.

And it's available for free right now on YouTube.

So there is no reason why, if you haven't seen it before,

you shouldn't catch up with it right now real quick.

So you know exactly what I'm talking about as I go through today's theory.

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