The Michael Berry Show

And now it's time for another episode of one minute inside a woman's head.

Well that eclipse was a bunch of hoopla for nothing.

Like most things in life, the build-up was way more interesting than the payoff.

And playing total eclipse of the heart over and over on my phone did not change a thing.

At least it got me out of work for a couple of hours.

Everyone staring up at the sun with those stupid looking glasses on.

I felt like I was in a weird devo video or something.

I am trying to think what that eclipse reminded me of. My

anticipation was so high, the excitement was building all weekend, and then I found

out it only lasted two minutes at its peak and wouldn't really lead to a satisfying climax.

Huh?

Oh, yeah, that guy with the man bun I got set up with.

I thought it would be longer.

His hair, I mean, when he let it down.

I was the one who felt let down.

Well, I guess nothing ever lives up to the hype.

Except for Taylor Swift's new album. I guess nothing ever lives up to the hype.

Except for Taylor Swift's new album,

I'm sure that will be as awesome as it's supposed to be.

And that was another episode of

One Minute Inside a woman's head.

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