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2 Girls 1 Blunt

Therapy Sessions ft. Janelle Draper

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7548 Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Goooooood morning, ya filthy f'n stoners! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt pod. Today we have on comedian Janelle Draper, a Boston stand up comic now based in LA, who's killing it on tour around the country. She started doing stand-up in LA when she was an NBC Page working on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.” We get deep on this episode, discussing our upbringing, codependency, communication breakdowns, and how therapy can help us learn more about ourselves. We chat shit...

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0:00.0

How to give somebody listening a sex tip. Ooh, a little sex tip. A little sex tip. Something that you, that you've done that somebody could take, you know, into their next endeavor. Take to the grave. Oh, man. I do feel like the vulva is like a big flower and like never rush entering the vulva. It's like let the vulva and like engorge you. Like let the vulva take you.

0:22.1

Let the vulva suck you into this pussy.

0:25.4

Just take it slowly.

0:26.9

You're going to enter it.

0:29.8

Hey girl, you trying to hit this.

0:32.3

Oh, you know exactly what I need.

0:37.3

Happy Tuesday, you filthy fucking stoners.

0:41.4

It's your girl.

0:43.0

Jamie Lee, what?

0:44.9

I was just going to say what the fuck is up.

0:48.3

What the fuck is up with my brain today, bitches?

0:51.4

It's Emily.

0:52.1

How we doing?

0:52.9

This week we have a very special guest and we just did a show

0:56.2

together. We have comedian Janelle Draper. Thank you. From Boston all the way from L.A. in Miami.

1:04.2

I'm pumped to be here. Thank you for coming on. We did a show, was it Friday? Wednesday night.

1:47.6

Wednesday night. It was a Boston comedy show. So that was fun. You had some crazy shit. I hated the audience there. The audience sucked. They did. The audience sucked. You were amazing. And this is before I even knew Emily was Emily. It's her laugh. And also she was giving me the above the head claps. I'm pretty sure. just making me feel less alone at times where I would like do a dirty joke or I was like, hey, anyone. And then Emily's just there. And I'm like, yeah. I love, I was like, this girl gets me. And then you're like, that's my best friend and podcast partner. I'm like, ah, it makes sense. Like, I fuck the rest of the audience. I'm just performing for you now. Yeah, exactly. I think more comedians should do shows for just me. That could be a funny template. Or they hire you. Like you're a plant. Yeah. I've, but comedians don't make money. So, like, my prices are high. It's like 5K a night. Shut up. Wait, do you do, you don't, do you do that?

2:02.1

No, I will.

2:03.0

Oh, yeah, I was like, damn. Is that why you have such a nice place here? You film this shit? You're like, the escorting business. I know, what's it like in Miami? Whoa, escorting. I'm just laughing at people's jokes. Oh, no. I'm not talking about like literally.

2:17.4

I'm not a prostitute or a doctor.

2:20.7

Yet. jokes. I'm here talking about like literally. I'm not a prostitute or a doctor.

2:20.6

Yet. Yet. I could be a doctor one day. You're like the first sex worker comedian. When some

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